Macho Makeover Class

Does Your Husband feel like an extra child? Are you tired of feeling like a nag? Is he stuck in the past? Is his ‘help’ not helpful? Do your needs fall on deaf ears?

We’re trying to bring men into the 20th century (we know, baby steps), where they can discover that women are people. There’s a growing epidemic of children not willing to humour dad’s abuse anymore. Our mission is to help fewer men die alone, because somewhere in there is still the reason you fell in love with him and we want to help bring that back.

We first tried to advertise this group to men directly and, unsurprisingly, it didn't work, so we decided to appeal to their better halves!

Things we will tackle:

• Proof that women are people and how to treat them as such
• How to free yourself from patriarchy-brain-jail
• How to change values without your manhood falling off
• The joy of knowing more than just your kid’s name
• How to avoid dying alone
• Connection over control
• How accountability makes your junk look bigger
• Get him to FINALLY deal with his parents

Ways to trick him to come to this class:

• Say it's a trip to Disney land
• Say it's what you want for your birthday
• Tell him you want to be treated like a person and are tired of not being respected in your own home (this one might not work, sadly, so say there’s a sale on…sports stuff)
• Tell them it’s a group about the thing they like more than you :(

In conclusion, let me wrestle the patriarchy out of your partner as it’s about time men held each other accountable so you can get back to the more important stuff, like becoming the next prime minister. The group is led by myself, a registered psychotherapist. I specialize in men's issues, couples counselling, and neurodiversity.

We'll be meeting on Thursdays from 6:30-8:00pm in downtown Hespeler, the location given upon ticket purchase. The next week is October 3rd and we will continue every 2 weeks after that.

*Price is 35$ pp, and tickets must be purchased 24 hours before the meeting.*